Lesson #309: How to avoid accidentally drugging yourself.

5/26/15.

After accidentally drugging myself at a friend’s house to avoid an allergic reaction to cats, delusionally calling my mother to pick me up when my friends banned me from operating a motor vehicle, and waking up confused after 13 hours of sleep—here’s what I learned.

1. If it doesn’t say it’s non-drowsy, it’s probably not non-drowsy.

2. Never take two pills. It’s a trap.

3. Am I even an adult?

Day 309.

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