After accidentally drugging myself at a friend’s house to avoid an allergic reaction to cats, delusionally calling my mother to pick me up when my friends banned me from operating a motor vehicle, and waking up confused after 13 hours of sleep—here’s what I learned.
1. If it doesn’t say it’s non-drowsy, it’s probably not non-drowsy.
2. Never take two pills. It’s a trap.
3. Am I even an adult?