I used to be a germaphobe.
But that was all out the window when I came to college and was immersed into the world of dorm rooms and community bathrooms.
Over the course of the past three years, there’s one habit that I regret ever becoming desensitized too.
And now it’s too late. And it’s struck at the worst time.
Like your mom taught you in the fourth grade,
don’t drink behind others.
…Or you’ll get sick the middle of finals week.